A thoughtful reminder of me
The other day, while I was practicing crane style stances and flying death kicks in meditation, I realized that I must be close to the enlightened state that I aim to achieve. I was pleased with myself and treated myself to some delicious ice cream. I reflected upon the wise words of my dear enlighten dead friend Lao Tzu, “He who knows others is wise; He who knows himself is enlightened.” Wisdom is after all an afterthought to enlightenment. I though it was a good time to test myself on, whom else but myself. Here are the questions I asked myself, with the quick answers proceeding, and you may want to do the same for yourself:
What is my favorite color? Green…wait, blonde
What is my sign? Pisces
What year was I born? In the year of the horse
How much do I weigh? Just enough
What is my favorite food? Pizza
What is my favorite pastime? Sleep
What is my favorite comic book character? Iceman
Would I rather be able to fly or be invisible? Fly
Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? Jolie
Dark of Milk? Milk
#1 or #2? Depends
What is my favorite music? Not country
No arms or no legs? No legs
Scurvy or chicken pox? Chicken pox
Pirate or superhero…
and right there is where my mind wandered to a different plane of consciousness and I was in a world of costumes and Halloween decorations. Though I may know myself relatively well, I still have no clue what I will be for Halloween. I was so close! There are like 4 Halloween parties to hit up. What are you planning to be? Got any ideas for me?
posted by masta_te_cha @ 1:52 PM
4 Comments:
you should be batman
tell me more about these alleged halloween parties . . . if in fact they do exist. i would say be a pirate, if you like milk chocolate better than dark, you are not ready to be a superhero. i had a hard time deciding what i should be - i couldn't choose between being a mermaid, a witch, a combat chick (i'm not even sure what that is, but i was going to give it a shot), little dead riding hood, stabbed in the back prom queen, or tavern wench. but i then i went to the hare krishna temple and everything changed in the blink of an enlightened eye. maybe you should try it.
Thanks Chris. I now know I like Jenifer Anniston WAY more than Jolie. I didn't know that about myself before. AAaaah yeah.. Closer to enlightenment.
:)
Whatever it is I think you should be blonde. Blonde is the preferred hair color.
So I'm re-posting this comment because it looks like the former one didn't post, or perhaps you deleted it. And if you deleted my former comment, then maybe you should go as the cold hearted commented deleting Son of B#*@! that you are. Otherwise blonde.
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