Startin' it off right!
So, I'm going to be honest here. Take it for what it's worth, but I like blondes. It's not that I don't like Brunettes or something. I would simply prefer a brunette to change her hair to blonde. I don't think that is too much to ask, and I'm not asking if you think it is too much to ask.
I know some of you are thinking to yourself, about dyeing hair a different color, "but those aren't really hers", or "they aren't real" (her hairs that is, don't get sidetracked). You might be right, but I don't care. I like what I like. You have to know, the "real you" does not matter. It's all about what everyone else wants you to be. Screw what you want! How selfish are you anyhow? If needs be, ask everyone else what you should do or who you should be and be quick to change the way you are now before anybody doesn't like you. Take a poll.
I'd change my hair color if my girl asked me too. You may have thought that I would not be willing to do this, but I would. I’m a giver. I would do whatever is financially feasible to change myself, so I can be just like the majority (or my girl, love ya Pookems!) would like me to be. I may take, but I give too.
Now the question comes: How should I change? Your strength of effect on my change is equal to your importance level in my life. Please feel free to change me and give me all the advice I can handle, which is all of it. Give me your input! On top of this, please feel free to talk about your general preferences for others. Some people may come here to understand what their identity should be, and you could help them understand. Remember, I like blondes!
To get you started off right, check out this Website, they will tell you what to do and I bet they are right; at least they will be close.
www.instyle.com
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posted by masta_te_cha @ 3:29 PM
16 Comments:
Ok Chris, let's see how special I am inyour life. I want you to gain 10 pounds and where a hitler like mustache. I will await your complience.
I like blondes too. A little strawberry in the blonde is good too. I like 'em 5'10" too.
Can you tell a girl to get taller or shorter?
I have a feeling my girl is not going to like the extra weight and mustache idea, but I might be able to swing one of them. I see your point; I need to be more distinguished.
The answer to your question is a resounding "YES", you can ask a girl to get taller or shorter. You see, girls, above all others (males) should feel a greater need to comply with "our" demands. Because society allows it to be okay for girls to take a long time "getting ready", looking the way "we" want them to is of utmost importance. If society was flipped I would say that we males would need to comply more so with the demands on the females. Thank goodness it is not so. Phew! As is, we males should really be looking for acceptance mostly among our peers, other dudes.
Sorry, I went off for a second. What I am really saying is, that the girl may not be able to afford the needed surgical procedure (which may not even exist) to increase or decrease her height. But she could wear taller shoes or sit down more to make you, the male, feel more comfortable.
I told my girlfriend to read your blog and then she dumped me. Then I told her to stop being such a ho and we got back together! Thanks Kung Fued You! You saved my relationship!
You see, I may tear down, but my teachings build things up stronger in the end. No Fear! You, my friend, have beed kung fued!
Chris, you need more cowbell, baby! Well, let me tell you. I used to feel pretty good about myself and the way I look, but your blog has really opened my eyes! What business do I have feeling complacent? My quest to please should be constant, I should be ever vigilant. After all, I owe it to the society which has granted me such a lengthy "getting ready" time. Maybe I need more blonde highlights? What do you think? Let's have a poll. I'm 5'6". Is that to short? Too tall? What about my bra size? What about my shoe size? My waist size? Darn it! And I was so happy before...
What about changing the way you speak? I think you need a good australlian accent. Or Maybe I just miss my friend Steve Erwin.
Since accents don't really translate onto blogs you'll just have to place yourself on the honor system.
Oh and I think every girl should attend pre-school through 1st grade where they learn to speak with a brittish accent. That way they will be ready when boys take notice of them (around 4th or 5th grade).
We guys like to think we are crafty, that we can make things and make things better. That is why we ask girls to change. That way when we introduce our girlfriends to people, we can show off our handiwork, saying, "Look. Look what I made." The underlying problem is that we just aren't capable, patient, or smart enough to just find the perfect girl. Instead, we have to invent her. It's an art project. We are in a competition to see who can make the best girl. So, it is not only our right, but also our responsibility to ask them to change. Fortunately enough, girls comply.
Isn't the purpose of this life to change? Change is good. It just depends on what is being changed and why. I say that any girl who isn't satisfied with her looks, or those who are trying to impress the guys, should do a complete overhaul. Get a new nose, get liposuction, take some away from there and add some extra there. Dye your hair. I hear blonde is the way to go. A girl really should feel comfortable with the way she looks, and if she has to change her looks rather than her attitude, so be it. It will be funny when, after the resurrection, guys are going to find out what the artifical girls really look like.
Guys, you are going to have to base your selection on more than just looks."If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. So, for my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you."
Although, if looks are all you are after, then you are on the right track. The insecure guys ask girls to change, and the insecure girls do what they want.
By the way Chris, three.
Thank you miss anona! That's what I'm talking about. You hit it right on the nose. People really get what they want, in the long run. It's all about direction.
Yes, yes, complacency is never good. See, in a constant quest for perfection one will realize that perfection will never be completely achieved. It is an evolving quest for those of limited understanding. One learns more as they encounter new experiences. The quest is to try to understand the constant that is perfection. Because our inability to understand “ALL” is impossible, life is an endless path to reach the stars. Does that mean that one should not try? Certainly not! This is actually a different subject altogether, but since two anonymous individuals are asking about it, I will answer your pleas towards enlightenment.
The truth is, you should feel good about who you are. Changing does not make your old self less. Insecurity is not the goal. The change simply brings one closer to a certain destination. It all depends on the direction you are turned or turning. The quest to please should always be constant! ALWAYS! Did I stutter? No, I didn’t. However I was redundant. The question is, “who are we most wanting to please?”, and there you find the direction you are headed and the path you are on.
As far as height and I go, 5’6” is a pretty dang good height. Don’t change a thing. If you are not blonde, you know what to do. The others stuff I have no clue about. Thank you for asking, I feel important knowing you wanted my opinion.
While I am thanking this last individual, I’d like to thank all of you who felt important enough in my life to tell me how I should change! I feel loved because you cared. Your opinions are being tallied and I am making note of it all.
Wear t-shirts more.
Wear t-shirts more.
I thought this joke was especially fitting to the topic.
AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left thigh and screamed, then she pushed on her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed. Likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you? "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde." "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
Um, I don't get it . . .
I think I'm finally starting to understand this blog entry. So my conclusion is this:
Chris change your font.
If you change your appearance I will take more notice of you and what you are saying. Well maybe not what you are saying, especially if you use a curvey font. I like curves
What? Did you superimpose Britney's head on my body?
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